Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Satans Schlongs colors

Satans Schlongs. Is it a Clothing Brand, A Metal Band or a Biker Gang?

Guess for what the BBG stands for.

Tuesday, November 17, 2020

Satans Schlongs Clothing Collection


Satans Schlongs Collection can be described by three things.

  1. High Quality Premium Products.
  2. Streetwear.
  3. And most importantly, provocative and controversial handmade pencil colored artwort drawn by PYGOD.

You can get this T-shirt on

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

List of all songs by Steel Panther

As a following to my post The 10 Best Steel Panther Songs, I had the pleasure to list all of Danger Kitty AKA Metal Shop AKA Metal Skool AKA Metal Sludge All-Stars AKA Steel Panther songs under the same roof. And I've placed them, more or less, in order of personal preference. I insist on the more or less aspect of the below list, since it is hard to rank songs that are all bitchin', good and catchy in their own way.
Bonus, each of their Masterpiece of a song are linked to their bitchin' YouTube link for your enjoyment.

Steel Panther recorded songs, including covers and ads.

  1. Death To All But Metal (Hey That's What I Call Sludge 1, 2004 as Metal Sludge All-Stars & Feel The Steel, 2009)
  2. Heavy Metal Rules (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  3. Gods Of Pussy (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  4. Party All Day (Feel The Steel, 2009)
  5. Eye Of A Panther (Feel The Steel, 2009)
  6. Hell's On Fire (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009 - bonus track)
  7. I Got What You Want (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  8. I Want Pussy (Single LP Community Property, 2009)
  9. It Won't Suck Itself (Balls Out, 2011)
  10. Love Rocket (Love Rocket '83 single, 2001 as Danger Kitty for a Discover® Card commercial)
  11. Asian Hooker (Feel the Steel, 2009)
  12. Stripper Girl (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009)
  13. Don't Stop Believing (2010's Journey cover)
  14. The Burden Of Being Wonderful (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  15. Whole Lotta Rosie (AC/DC cover)
  16. All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight) (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  17. Gloryhole (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  18. Community Property (Feel The Steel, 2009)
  19. Always Gonna Be A Ho (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  20. Let's Get High Tonight (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  21. I Want Your Tits (UK promo CD of Death To All But Metal, 2009)
  22. Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  23. Poontang Boomerang (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  24. Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' (Feel The Steel, 2009)
  25. Fuck Everybody (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  26. I Want It That Way (2010 Backstreet Boys cover)
  27. Big Boobs (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
  28. Tomorrow Night (Balls Out, 2011) 
  29. Hail To The Victor (2014, featuring Rob Riggle and Lil Jon, as featured on the NFL)
  30. That's When You Came In (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  31. Supersonic Sex Machine (Balls Out, 2011)
  32. Gold Digging Whore (Balls Out, 2011)
  33. Turn Out the Lights (Feel The Steel, 2009)
  34. 17 Girls In A Row (Balls Out, 2011)
  35. The Shocker (Feel The Steel, 2009)
  36. If You Really Really Love Me (Balls Out, 2011)
  37. Anything Goes (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  38. That's What Girls Are For (Balls Out, 2011)
  39. Goin' In The Backdoor (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  40. Pussywhipped (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  41. Just Like Tiger Woods (Balls Out, 2011)
  42. Fat Girl (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009)
  43. Wasted Too Much Time (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  44. She's Tight (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  45. Wrong Side Of The Track (Out In Beverly Hills) (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  46. Why Can't You Trust Me (Balls Out, 2011)
  47. Sexy Santa (2009)
  48. Gangbang At The Old Folks Home (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  49. Sneaky Little Bitch (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  50. If I Was The King (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  51. You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  52. I'm Not Your Bitch (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  53. I Like Drugs (Balls Out, 2011)
  54. Critter (Balls Out, 2011)
  55. B.V.S. (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  56. Now The Fun Starts (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  57. Fucking My Heart In The Ass (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  58. Ten Strikes You're Out (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  59. Let Me Cum In (Balls Out, 2011)
  60. Pussy Ain't Free (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  61. Metal Shop (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
  62. Momentary Epiphany (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  63. Walk Of Shame (Lower The Bar, 2017)
  64. Bukkake Tears (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  65. She's On The Rag (All You Can Eat, 2014)
  66. Cleveland Roxx (Hole Patrol, 2003 - Presidents Of The United States cover & bonus track as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
  67. Handicapped Slut (Balls Out, 2011 - bonus track only released in Japan)
  68. People Are Stoopid (All You Can Eat, 2014 - bonus track only released in Japan)
  69. Fantasy (2009 Aldo Nova cover)
  70. Weenie Ride (Balls Out, 2011)
  71. Do You Wanna Do Me (Balls Out, 2011 - bonus track only released in Japan)
  72. I Ain't Buying What You're Selling (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
  73. Girl From Oklahoma (Feel The Steel, 2009)
  74. The Stocking Song.
  75. Red Headed Step Child (Lower The Bar, 2017 - bonus track)

If you know any song I might have forgot. Leave a comment below.

Tuesday, June 16, 2020

Kurt Cobain heroin fix kit

This was Kurt Cobain heroin kit used to feed his $400 a day habit.

This April 1994 photo provided by Seattle police shows items found at the scene of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Photograph: Seattle PD/AP

Seriously, I wonder how much Kurt Cobain heroin kit (paraphernalia) would worth if his cardigan price tag is $140K? His heroin shooting kit would certainly be a success at a collector auction.

Sources and interesting links:

Thursday, June 11, 2020

Kurt Cobain self portrait

It was the way Kurt Cobain viewed himself.

Kurt Cobain self portrait.  #PMRC
Kurt Cobain self portrait.

Personally, I found it really beautiful and original.

If they can sell a Kurt Cobain cardigan $140,000
I wonder how much they can sell this painting?

I would like to have a Kurt Cobain's original on my wall.

Wednesday, June 10, 2020


Zebraman Heavy Metal Parking Lot.  #PMRC
Zebraman (David Wine), Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

Zebraman is famous for his "Heavy Metal Rules!" monologue in the 1986 documentary...
Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)  #PMRC
Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

Zebraman's Words of Wisdom were immortalized a second time in the 2019 Steel Panther album 'Heavy Metal Rules' named after the philosophy of the Zebraman. The first track of the album is the first 32 seconds of his epic speech and is named "Zebraman".

Here is the
Zebraman 42-second monologue "Heavy Metal Rules!"

“Heavy metal rules! All that punk shit sucks! It doesn’t belong in this world, it belongs on fuckin’ Mars man! What the hell is punk shit? And Madonna can go to hell as far as I’m concerned! She’s a dick! Seriously! [Hits self in mouth with microphone] Ow! Heavy metal definitely rules! Twisted Sister, Judas Priest, Dokken, Ozzy, Scorpions. They all rule! [Takes break from rant to acknowledge nearby stoner girl] Yeah, she’s tripping Jack Daniel’s. [Resumes rant] It all rules! All that shit rules! This punk shit, circle shit and the dicks and all, that can all go to hell! I don’t care, you know? I don’t really give a shit about that kind of punk fuck!”
Zebraman (a 22 years old drunk Metalhead in 1986)

What the fuck happened to Zebraman 13 years later?

Zebraman (real name David Wine), as of 1999, is a Baltimore plumber into country music, stating he wasn’t really into metal anymore.)

Yes, Zebraman, the most convincing of them all, was in fact a poser.

Sources and related links:

Heavy Metal Parking Lot (full documentary)

Sunday, June 7, 2020

The 10 Best Steel Panther Songs

David Lee Ralph of the Atomic Punks.  #PMRC
Ralph Saenz as David Lee Ralph
of the Atomic Punks
(Van Halen tribute band 1978-1984)
The Atomic Punks were so good that David Lee Roth, the real one, "stole" two of their guitarists and once wanted to get the entire band, except for his doppelganger David Lee Ralph.

For Michael Starr, lead singer of Steel Panther, Van Halen and David Lee Roth are EVERYTHING.

"Everything I did from that point on was basically influenced by Van Halen or wanting to be similar to David Lee Roth. It was pretty common for a lot of my peers to want to do the same, too. They were the first super heavy metal group from LA to break out and they’ve filtered into all of my bands. I don’t care if people accuse me of trying to be like David Lee Roth; I take that as a compliment. It’s an influence, and the reason it’s called an influence is because you put it in the pot, mix it up and make your own soup to serve everybody. I’ve been influenced by a bunch of guys over the years, but David Lee Roth has always been my main influence. He’s the king."

"The heroin of rock for me - Van Halen."

With Steel Panther, Michael Starr wanted to be just like Van Halen and David Lee Roth were at their peak in 1978-1984. Talented musicians, funny and sexy entertainers that women want to fuck and guys want to be.
Steel Panther Official Site

I probably love Steel Panther even more than Michael Starr loves Van Halen.

For me, Steel Panther is THE Ultimate Band.
For most of my life, I used to think that Guns N' Roses was the Ultimate Band but Steel Panther did the impossible by dethroning them. 

I don't like what GNR became. Chinese Democracy SUCKS big time!!! The original lineup was magic. Axl, Slash, Duff, Izzy, and Steven are the only five members that matter. The rest are/were Axl Rose's brown-nosed lackeys or employees. The only exception being Buckethead, amazing talent, unique look, and eccentric weirdo personality. Buckethead was the only one worthy of Guns N' Roses.

To me, just as Mötley Crüe lost their momentum when they fired Vince Neil after Dr. Feelgood. Guns N' Roses lost their identity thanks to the dictatorial fuckin' crazy attitude of W. Axl Rose (the WAR initiales aren't for nothing) who fired all original members one by one. My opinion.

Guns N' Roses vs Steel Panther.  #PMRC


Guns N' Roses vs Steel Panther.  #PMRC

Now, coming back to Steel Panther, Michael Starr was asked to do a Top 10 of his favorite Van Halen songs. Which gave me the idea to do my top 10 best Steel Panther songs. Since Steel Panther are my Van Halen.

The first 3 are my top 3. The first three Steel Panther songs that came to mind when I decided to write this article. The seven other songs required a little more reflexion. They are in no particular order.

1- Death To All But Metal (Feel the Steel, 2009)

The fuckin' anthem for any true Heavy Metal fan. Period.

2- Heavy Metal Rules (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)

It could be considered as a close second true Heavy Metal anthem. 
Just like "Death To All But Metal", great music, great lyrics, great video.

3- Gods of Pussy (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)

How to not love this awesome song and the music video? 
The lyrics, the video, the chicks... It's all me, baby!

4- Party All Day (Feel the Steel, 2009)

An excellent live band, never sloppy and too fucked up to perform. Steel Panther are always at their fuckin' best! High energy!

5- Eye Of A Panther (Feel the Steel, 2009)

Same as above. High energy and pure entertainment to see them live. They rules! They are the best!!

6- Hell's On Fire (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)

Very Heavy Metal sound! I like Michael Starr's screamin' Metal voice on it!!

7- I Got What You Want 

Fuckin' great and high energy! Yes I know I repeat myself.

8- I Want Pussy 

What else do you want?! A bombastic performance as always and the fuck dolls were the cherry on top.

9- It Won't Suck Itself 

It says it all!

10- Love Rocket (Love Rocket '83 single, 2001 as Danger Kitty for a Discover® Card commercial)


I had to include it, because it's where everything started.

Asian Hooker (Feel the Steel, 2009); Stripper Girl (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool); Don't Stop Believing (2010s Journey cover) and much more...

All Steel Panther songs are catchy and high energy. No fillers, there is never a dull moment with Steel Panther.

I was raised or more accurately, choose to raise myself on Heavy Metal, pro wrestling, porn and maybe gangster movies?! 
Imagine if I had Steel Panther when I was 13 years old!!!
Holy shit!! I can't imagine what I would be today?!
Maybe an even more extreme version of myself.... Uhh

Anyway, just like I do everyday.

Listen and enjoy Steel Panther!




Health & Wealth


Steel Panther discography  #PMRC

Sources and related links:!

10 of the best STEEL PANTHER SONGS !!! The Static Age

Andy & Amy countdown their picks for 10 of the very best Steel Panther Songs !!

The Static Age

Steel Panther, the band that every rock musicians dream to be in. They are living the dream. A lot of girls, full stadiums, excellent catchy songs, talented musicians singing about titties and pussies in the #MeToo era. They are AWESOME! 

I agree with those two on the fact that their music, their ballads, their hook is better than those Metal bands of the 80s and 90s. And they sing about the real macho thing in their music. Stripper Girl, Community Property, aren't fake bullshit ballads about singing something and doing the opposite in reality. Read 'The Dirt' biography of Mötley Crüe and you will see that the reality of Heavy Metal & Glam Metal bands are closer to what Steel Panther sings about than anything else.

By the way, '17 Girls in a row' is possible! Take a look at The World's Luckiest Man (very appropriate title) porn movies where the protagonist fucks and/or gets blowjob by 101 Girls.

"Death To All But Metal" is indeed THE ANTHEM, period. The Crown Jewel!

Super talented, incredible musicians, amazing band who has all the ingredients to succeed. Commercial, fun metal! Their full show is fuckin' great entertainment!

They don't need to do covers of sub-bands anymore. They are the best of the best!




Health & Wealth


Saturday, May 30, 2020


You met two girls, one with a 'I Kill Everything I Fuck' t-shirt and the other with a 'I Kill Everything I Fuck' t-shirt!? Sounds like a risky threesome.


GG Allin
Lyrics of 'I Kill Everything I Fuck'
from the album: Brutality & Bloodshed for All (1993)

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I fill you up with my disease
Contaminate you with deadly needs
My loaded cock is like a gun
I'm a walking time bomb killing everyone

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

Let me be your stiff hard fuck
Cram your cunt with poisonous cock
Your hairy cunt will be my aim
Deadly penetration is my game

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday

Drenched in my fluids you'll never know
I plant the seed of death untold
Before I die, I hope I do
Kill many more, as I've killed you

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS


Friday, May 29, 2020

Keith Richards Hangover Cure

Keith Richards professional hellraiser & hangover expert   #PMRC
Keith Richards professional hellraiser & hangover expert

After centuries upon centuries of drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes overindulgence. Keith Richards is certainly one of most qualified, if not the most overqualified hangover expert on planet Earth! He is certainly more knowledgable on the subject than any doctor will ever be. 

What Would Keith Richards Do?  #PMRC

Neither science nor religion could explain why Keith Richards survived so long poisoning his body and mind every way you could imagine. Even going as far as snorting his father's ashes!!!

Maybe his cure, his remedy, his secret for longevity and eternal life was finally exposed in the 1987 masterpiece of a movie 'Back To The Beach'. (The only part of the movie I remember is the Keith Richards' hangover remedy part. I finally found the movie title searching Google.)

The hangover cure Keith Richards swears by aka "Remède des Baboins":

  1. Pepsi
  2. Folgers Instant Coffee Crystals
  3. Alka-Seltzer
  4. Tylenol

Yes, it taste like shit!!!

As a teen, I've tried it - only mixing Pepsi with instant coffee since I couldn't identify the other ingredients - not to cure a hangover but to straight up before returning home after an evening of binging with my best buddy. All I can tell is that it's disgusting and taste like hell! If you haven't throw up from all the booze you have taken the "Remède des Baboins" will make you throw up.

I baptized it "Remède des Badoins" since as a early teen guy I glorified The Rolling Stones for being so damn rich, cool, and living the hedonistic rock n' roll lifestyle to its fullest (Ron Wood used to plug his ass with cocaine suppositories!!! You can't get more "fullest" than that!!!)  "Remède des Baboins" can be translated as "Baboons' Remedy" since The Rolling Stones of the 80s were already as ugly and wrinkled as they are today nearly four decades later.

The Rolling Stones (1989)   #PMRC
The Rolling Stones represented the Ultimate Millionaire Rock n' Roll Hedonists. Everything a 14 years old me wanted to be!

So many good memories...