Saturday, May 30, 2020

'I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL' & 'I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK' t-shirts

You met two girls, one with a 'I Kill Everything I Fuck' t-shirt and the other with a 'I Kill Everything I Fuck' t-shirt!? Sounds like a risky threesome.



'I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL' & 'I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK' t-shirts   PYGOD.COM
'I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL' & 'I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK' t-shirts







GG Allin
Lyrics of 'I Kill Everything I Fuck'
from the album: Brutality & Bloodshed for All (1993)


I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I fill you up with my disease
Contaminate you with deadly needs
My loaded cock is like a gun
I'm a walking time bomb killing everyone

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

Let me be your stiff hard fuck
Cram your cunt with poisonous cock
Your hairy cunt will be my aim
Deadly penetration is my game

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday

Drenched in my fluids you'll never know
I plant the seed of death untold
Before I die, I hope I do
Kill many more, as I've killed you

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS







'I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL' & 'I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK' t-shirts   PYGOD.COM




Friday, May 29, 2020

Keith Richards Hangover Cure

Keith Richards professional hellraiser & hangover expert   #PMRC PunkMetalRap.com
Keith Richards professional hellraiser & hangover expert

After centuries upon centuries of drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes overindulgence. Keith Richards is certainly one of most qualified, if not the most overqualified hangover expert on planet Earth! He is certainly more knowledgable on the subject than any doctor will ever be. 


What Would Keith Richards Do?  #PMRC PunkMetalRap.com

Neither science nor religion could explain why Keith Richards survived so long poisoning his body and mind every way you could imagine. Even going as far as snorting his father's ashes!!!

Maybe his cure, his remedy, his secret for longevity and eternal life was finally exposed in the 1987 masterpiece of a movie 'Back To The Beach'. (The only part of the movie I remember is the Keith Richards' hangover remedy part. I finally found the movie title searching Google.)

The hangover cure Keith Richards swears by aka "Remède des Baboins":

  1. Pepsi
  2. Folgers Instant Coffee Crystals
  3. Alka-Seltzer
  4. Tylenol


Yes, it taste like shit!!!


As a teen, I've tried it - only mixing Pepsi with instant coffee since I couldn't identify the other ingredients - not to cure a hangover but to straight up before returning home after an evening of binging with my best buddy. All I can tell is that it's disgusting and taste like hell! If you haven't throw up from all the booze you have taken the "Remède des Baboins" will make you throw up.

I baptized it "Remède des Badoins" since as a early teen guy I glorified The Rolling Stones for being so damn rich, cool, and living the hedonistic rock n' roll lifestyle to its fullest (Ron Wood used to plug his ass with cocaine suppositories!!! You can't get more "fullest" than that!!!)  "Remède des Baboins" can be translated as "Baboons' Remedy" since The Rolling Stones of the 80s were already as ugly and wrinkled as they are today nearly four decades later.

The Rolling Stones (1989)   #PMRC PunkMetalRap.com
The Rolling Stones represented the Ultimate Millionaire Rock n' Roll Hedonists. Everything a 14 years old me wanted to be!

So many good memories...


Thursday, May 14, 2020

"I Don't Feel Tardy" Van Halen shirt worn by Michael Starr of Steel Panther


"I Don't Feel Tardy" shirt as worn by Michael Starr of Steel Panther in "Death To All But Metal" music video. #PMRC PunkMetalRap.com





"I Don't Feel Tardy" is a lyrics from the Van Halen song "Hot For A Teacher" from the album 1984. Van Halen being the all time favorite band of Steel Panther lead singer Michael Starr who used to be the vocalist for the David Lee Roth-era Van Halen tribute band Atomic Punks from May 1994 to December 2008, where he was known as David Lee Ralph.


David Lee Roth & Eddie Van Halen





I love Steel Panther

Steel Panther - Heavy Metal Rules  #PMRC PunkMetalRap.com
Stix Zadinia, Michael Starr, Lexxi Foxx, and Satchel.












Steel Panther is more addictive than I don't know the fuck what??!!
But believe me, Steel Panther is addictive. A very good and healthy addiction for once.

Steel Panther epitomizes everything glam metal is, was, and will forever be. The look, the attitude, the lyrics, and the music. And damn, their music is so freakin' damn good! All their songs are good, catchy songs with melody and straight to the point lyrics that you can clearly understand. Their music videos are damn excellent!!

Heavy Metal Rules. Death to all but Metal.

If there is a definition for music, it's Heavy Metal. And if there is a definition for Heavy Metal, it's Steel Panther.

Music = Heavy Metal
Heavy Metal = Steel Panther









Steel Panther was originally formed in Los Angeles, California, United States as Metal Shop in 1997, changed their name a couple of time before finally settling to Steel Panther in 2008.

Metal Shop (1997–2003)
Danger Kitty (2001)
Metal Skool (2003–2008)
Steel Panther (2008-Present)

Steel Panther is the Ultimate Glam Metal Band straight outta 1980s, UNCENSORED.



Band Members

Vocals: Michael Starr / Michael Diamond / David Lee Ralph / Michael Saenz (Ralph Saenz) 1997-Present
Guitar: Satchel / Rikki Ratchet (Russ Parrish) 1997-Present
Bass: Lexxi Foxx / Ginger Roxx (Travis Haley) 1997-Present
Drums: Blackhead (Ray Luzier1997-2003
Stix Zadinia (Darren Leader) 2003-Present


Albums


Love Rocket (2001) single


Hole Patrol (2003)


Feel The Steel (2009)



Balls Out (2011)


British Invasion (2012) live


All You Can Eat (2014)



Live From Lexxi's Mom's Garage (2016) live



Lower The Bar (2017)



Heavy Metal Rules (2019)




Sources and related links:
https://www.steelpantherrocks.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_Panther
http://rar745.blogspot.com/2016/03/steel-panther-rock-parody-in-blue.html
https://aminoapps.com/c/metal/page/item/steel-panther/pXVC_pIR7DgzG6eV5LkeGw8VPZ5Vjq1
https://www.loudersound.com/features/rock-icons-david-lee-roth-michael-starr-van-halen-steel-panther
https://www.last.fm/music/Danger+Kitty/+wiki
https://steelpantherband.tumblr.com
https://www.metalblast.net/interviews/fuck-everybody-an-intimate-interview-with-michael-starr/
http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=47499&whichpage=199




Steel Panther AKA Danger Kitty - Love Rocket (2001)







Discover® Card commercial (2001)

 "The year was 1983 and Danger Kitty released their hit single 'Love Rocket'. With it came instant fame and fortune. They bought mansions, cars and the finest women's clothing. But by 1984 the fans left, the fortune was gone and the dream was over. Desperate for money, Danger Kitty last performed at the Smuckler bar mitzvah."





Love Rocket lyrics:

"I want you,
You want satisfaction
But are you ready for a...
Nuclear reaction!?
I'm your - Love rocket!
Wow!
Love rocket!
To feel the burn, well... you just have to unlock it
I'm your - Love rocket!"
















Danger Kitty biography

The year was 1983. Rock and Roll was in a season of change. Punk Rock was on the downturn, anti-establishers were establishing, and gone were the days of "just be yourself". People were looking to be someone else. They were looking for an escape, for a new sound. Well, lucky for them, the music industry, and purveyors of fine hairsprays worldwide, just such a sound was being formed in a tiny garage outside the town of Mulch, WV. It was a sound that would soon blow the roof off the Rock and Roll industry, not to mention the tops off of millions of adoring young fans. The sound would be known as Glam Rock. The band would be known as Danger Kitty. This is their story.

Packing all their gear and fashion accessories into an old, rusted out funeral hearse, Danger Kitty set off for L.A. in January of 1983 with dreams of making it big some day. "Hey, if we can rock the @#?! out of the bars in Mulch, we can rock the @#?! out of the bars in L.A," lead singer Michael Diamond would say. "Rock and Roll has no boundaries, man! @#?! yeah!"

However, once in the city, it seemed that a life of poverty was never far away. Since Rock and Roll was in a transition phase, some bars were reluctant to let the new sound of Danger Kitty loose. It wouldn't be until about two months after their arrival that they got their first big break. It just so happened that the lead singer for "Bust You in the Mouth" came down with a severe case of pink eye causing the band to cancel their show at the Hollywood Hills Starstruck Inn. Needing a replacement band quickly, Starstruck manager, Eduardo Navas, made the call to Danger Kitty. "If it hadn't been for Eduardo's foresight, man, who knows where we'd be," Diamond would say. "Maybe the Blue Marlin Inn."

Pretty soon it was a gig here and a gig there. More gigs here, more gigs there. Things began to pick up for Danger Kitty. Their dreams were beginning to materialize. And in a relatively short period of time, they had developed a large following of fellow ascot-around-the-knee wearers. The future was bright.

It was the Spring of 1983 when the bomb exploded. Danger Kitty began to take the club scene by storm. Rocking out tunes like " Bang On The Wall Of Rock" and "Venom In My Veins", Danger Kitty was soon selling out venues and raising industry eyebrows. But it wasn't until they released "Love Rocket" would the world really know what it meant to wear leopard print pants. "Love Rocket" rocketed them to instant stardom. They signed a megamillion dollar deal with Bouffant Records and toured the states the way a tornado tours a trailer park. They were the epitome of rock stars. There was nothing they couldn't have. Nothing they wouldn't buy. The lead guitarist, Rikki Ratchet, even bought his pet elephant a manicurist. It was Glam Rock at its mightiest. And it was the beginning of the end for Danger Kitty.

In October of 1983, the mascara had begun to run. Overspending, poor money management and copycat Glam Rockers soon knocked Danger Kitty off the teased hair scene. Achieve a little fame, get a little money and buy the most expensive women's clothing you could find. It was an all too familiar path traveled by a many would-be rock stars who let the success go to their heads. Danger Kitty had fallen into the trap and by February of 1984, their assault on the fashion industry had come to a screeching halt.

Reduced to private parties and PTA meetings, Danger Kitty frontman, Michael Diamond, kept a positive outlook during the lean years. "Look man," said Diamond "life runs in circles. Boxer shorts, man? They're back. Back in a big way. And platform shoes? Back. Now, will Glam Rock be back? Man, I don't know. But what I do know is boxer shorts and platform shoes - and they're back, man. They're back."

Words never rang truer, for only a couple months ago, Danger Kitty was approached by Discover Card to star in their latest ad campaign. It took all of about 2.3 seconds for the band to come back to Discover Card with a resounding, "$@#! yeah, dude, what are you kidding us, of course, where do we sign, anyone got a pen?!!"

The Kitty was back.

"Listen man," Diamond said after signing the Discover Card deal, "if selling out to these corporate, fascist, pinko-lovin', yes-men is what we've got to do to get back to the top, then that's what we're gonna do. They're giving us exposure, a cd deal, a sponsored gig or two, and some of those really nice frilly things you attach to your sleeve to look like a pirate. It's cool, man. It's cool."

Yes, Michael, it is cool. Now the only question that remains is if the world will think it cool. Are they ready for another onslaught of ripped jeans, teased hair, and uninspired lyrics? No one knows for sure. But, if Danger Kitty can return to their magical 1983 form, well, let's just say hairspray sales should dramatically increase.

Meow.









Sources and related links:
http://www.i-mockery.com/weeklies/weekly.php?type=music&id=25
https://www.last.fm/music/Danger+Kitty/+wiki
https://tprs.com/interviews/steel-panther-discusses-good-old-days-danger-kitty/
https://www.steelpantherrocks.com/





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