Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Never too late to be Great (Steel Panther)

Steel Panther Celebration Day June 30, 2020.
"If you gonna look at music in the dictionary, it probably say see Metal. And if you gonna look at Metal in the dictionary, it say see Steel Panther." - Brendan Malloy

Who is Steel Panther?

As stated in their music video "Heavy Metal Rules", in June 16, 2009, Steel Panther predicted to be Great by June 30, 2020. 

"Seriously, 11 years and 14 days from right now in 2009. We will fuckin' cruising around in learjet and getting our dicks sucked by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Fuck, everyone gonna remember every word to every song."  - Stix Zadinia (Lead drummer of Steel Panther)

The date is June 30, 2020.

I don't know about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears but I can tell you they are touring the world and that the Fanthers (Steel Panther's fans with the same level of dedication as the Grateful Dead's Deadheads) remember and sing along "every word to every song."

Paris Hilton (age 39) & Britney Spears (age 38) were good choices as 
official Steel Panther's cocksuckers 2020 since they are still very fuckable! 

Believe me, Steel Panther's audience/ Fanthers know every word of every song. 

While Axl Rose's Appetite For Destruction singlehandly destroyed Guns N' Roses after 8 years of existence (1985-1993) and Mötley Crüe self-destroyed after a Decade Of Decadence (1981-1991) when some band members were not even 30 years old. 

Steel Panther by June 30, 2020. They already saved the world, one more time, from the COVID-19 Coronavirus pandemic with their "Concert To Save The World".

Our dudes from Steel Panther were late starters and hit success even later. Times, tastes, and the musical business have changed... And despite having all the talent in the world and even more, Steel Panther traveled a rocky road since 1997. Toiling in relative obscurity as cover band

So with my Fanther's Super-Powers, I declare June 30, Steel Panther Celebration Day. The first annual Steel Panther Celebration Day was evidently this year, June 30, 2020.

Steel Panther and Fanthers' ongoing mission: to bring Heavy Metal back to the masses.

Friday, June 25, 2021

DethkloK net worth

DethkloK net worth.

For those who don't know DethkloK (is it possible?). Here are some quick facts. 

Dethklok is the world's most popular and successful death metal band. Cannibal Corpse with 2.1 million Facebook followers in a parallel world.

Dethklok is the "World's Greatest Cultural Force". I thought it was the United States but it seems that it is Italy??? WTF?

Dethklok has a fanbase of billions of fanatics. Imagine the number of Likes on their fucking Facebook Page!!??!! No, not this one.

Dethklok are the World's Seventh Largest Economy.

That's the most interesting part to me. Since I fucking love Money!!!

Who are the world's largest economies?

The world's largest economies are countries that are classified by the humongousness of their GDP  (Gross Domestic Product ~ market value) For a more elaborate and accurate definition of GDP (and if you have hard time sleeping at night) I suggest that you read the Investopedia exposé about the GDP.


Currently the world's seventh largest economy is France with a GDP of US$2,938,271,000,000 = US$2.93 TRILLION

So, conservatively, DethloK market value/GDP/ net worth/whatever the fuck it is just above US$2,938,271 Million

Dethklok > US$2,938,271 Million = US$2.93 Trillion

Dethklok World's Seventh Largest Economy.
Dethklok would replace France at the 7th position of countries (largest economies) GDP list. 
And technically, France would replace Italy at the 8th place. But who cares?

That's it, now for all the nerdy Metalheads who red until the end. 
You now know that, as the World's Seventh Largest Economy, 
Dethklok net worth is US$2.93 TRILLION.

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