Wednesday, June 10, 2020

Zebraman

Zebraman Heavy Metal Parking Lot.  #PMRC PunkMetalRap.com
Zebraman (David Wine), Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)


Zebraman is famous for his "Heavy Metal Rules!" monologue in the 1986 documentary...
Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)  #PMRC PunkMetalRap.com
Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)




Zebraman's Words of Wisdom were immortalized a second time in the 2019 Steel Panther album 'Heavy Metal Rules' named after the philosophy of the Zebraman. The first track of the album is the first 32 seconds of his epic speech and is named "Zebraman".




Here is the
Zebraman 42-second monologue "Heavy Metal Rules!"

“Heavy metal rules! All that punk shit sucks! It doesn’t belong in this world, it belongs on fuckin’ Mars man! What the hell is punk shit? And Madonna can go to hell as far as I’m concerned! She’s a dick! Seriously! [Hits self in mouth with microphone] Ow! Heavy metal definitely rules! Twisted Sister, Judas Priest, Dokken, Ozzy, Scorpions. They all rule! [Takes break from rant to acknowledge nearby stoner girl] Yeah, she’s tripping Jack Daniel’s. [Resumes rant] It all rules! All that shit rules! This punk shit, circle shit and the dicks and all, that can all go to hell! I don’t care, you know? I don’t really give a shit about that kind of punk fuck!”
Zebraman (a 22 years old drunk Metalhead in 1986)







What the fuck happened to Zebraman 13 years later?

Zebraman (real name David Wine), as of 1999, is a Baltimore plumber into country music, stating he wasn’t really into metal anymore.)


Yes, Zebraman, the most convincing of them all, was in fact a poser.






Sources and related links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_Parking_Lot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_Rules

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kick-asphalt-remembering-heavy-metal-parking-011429186.html
https://greenandblackmusic.com/home/2017/02/03/heavy-metal-parking-lot-judas-priest-1986/



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