Sunday, December 5, 2021
Wednesday, June 30, 2021
"If you gonna look at music in the dictionary, it probably say see Metal. And if you gonna look at Metal in the dictionary, it say see Steel Panther." - Brendan Malloy
Who is Steel Panther?
“THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL BAND IN HISTORY!” - Lexxi’s Mom
As stated in their music video "Heavy Metal Rules", in June 16, 2009, Steel Panther predicted to be Great by June 30, 2020.
"Seriously, 11 years and 14 days from right now in 2009. We will fuckin' cruising around in learjet and getting our dicks sucked by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Fuck, everyone gonna remember every word to every song." - Stix Zadinia (Lead drummer of Steel Panther)
The date is June 30, 2020.
I don't know about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears but I can tell you they are touring the world and that the Fanthers (Steel Panther's fans with the same level of dedication as the Grateful Dead's Deadheads) remember and sing along "every word to every song."
While Axl Rose's Appetite For Destruction singlehandly destroyed Guns N' Roses after 8 years of existence (1985-1993) and Mötley Crüe self-destroyed after a Decade Of Decadence (1981-1991) when some band members were not even 30 years old.
Our dudes from Steel Panther were late starters and hit success even later. Times, tastes, and the musical business have changed... And despite having all the talent in the world and even more, Steel Panther traveled a rocky road since 1997. Toiling in relative obscurity as cover band
- Michael Starr, age 55 (May 17, 1965).
- Satchel, age 49 (November 24, 1970).
- Lexxi Foxx, age 49 (July 14, 1970).
- Stix Zadinia, age 50 ( December 25, 1969).
So with my Fanther's Super-Powers, I declare June 30, Steel Panther Celebration Day. The first annual Steel Panther Celebration Day was evidently this year, June 30, 2020.
Steel Panther and Fanthers' ongoing mission: to bring Heavy Metal back to the masses.
Friday, June 25, 2021
For those who don't know DethkloK (is it possible?). Here are some quick facts.
Dethklok is the "World's Greatest Cultural Force". I thought it was the United States but it seems that it is Italy??? WTF?
Dethklok has a fanbase of billions of fanatics. Imagine the number of Likes on their fucking Facebook Page!!??!! No, not this one.
Dethklok are the World's Seventh Largest Economy.
That's the most interesting part to me. Since I fucking love Money!!!
Who are the world's largest economies?
The world's largest economies are countries that are classified by the humongousness of their GDP (Gross Domestic Product ~ market value) For a more elaborate and accurate definition of GDP (and if you have hard time sleeping at night) I suggest that you read the Investopedia exposé about the GDP.
Currently the world's seventh largest economy is France with a GDP of US$2,938,271,000,000 = US$2.93 TRILLION
So, conservatively, DethloK market value/GDP/ net worth/whatever the fuck it is just above US$2,938,271 Million
Dethklok > US$2,938,271 Million = US$2.93 Trillion
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Saturday, March 13, 2021
The swastika was and still is, now more than ever, the perfect symbol of provocation. At the time, punk rockers and Mick Jagger himself wore it for shock value only. Neither of them were nazi nor racist. Some offended snowflakes will certainly shed tears of blood seeing this.
Malcolm McLauren x Vivienne Westwood 1977 Seditionaries collection still has some shock value to this date.
At the time, the enemies were the conservative old farts but now we have the liberal snowflakes. Not really a change for the best.
Knowing this fact, what would be more "appropriate" and politically incorrect to shock the modern-day Moral Guards aka SJW aka Social Justice Warriors aka Liberal snowflaked aka the offended?
With that being said, finally, I give you as promise, the Modern-Day Seditionaries.
😈 SATANS SCHLONGS 😈
It seem that the anti-snowflake Satans Schlongs have everything in place to offend the offended. Just like the original punk rockers, and Mick Jagger, did in the 70s.
Take a look at this one: