"I Don't Feel Tardy" is a lyrics from the Van Halen song "Hot For A Teacher" from the album 1984. Van Halen being the all time favorite band of Steel Panther lead singer Michael Starr who used to be the vocalist for the David Lee Roth-era Van Halen tribute band Atomic Punks from May 1994 to December 2008, where he was known as David Lee Ralph.
A 2003 single when their band name was Metal Shop / Metal Skool
reutilized in 2009 on the Steel Panther album Feel The Steel
STEEL PANTHER LYRICS
"Death To All But Metal"
All right! Yeah! C-c-come on!
Fuck the Goo Goo Dolls, they can suck my balls They look like the dorks that hang out at the mall Eminem can suck it, so can Dr. Dre They can suck each other, just because they're gay
They can suck a dick, they can lick a sack Everybody shout, "Heavy metal's back!"
Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal
Death to Papa Roach, Blink 182 All those fucking pussies sounds like doggy-doo Wearing baggy pants, spiking up their hair They're not worth the crust on my underwear
Where is Def Leppard? Where is Mötley Crüe? Why do all my lyrics sound like Dr. Seuss?
Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal
Kill those fucking fuckheads who program MTV They can suck my ass with all the record companies
Death to Britney Spears, kill the little slut Kill Madonna too and then fuck her in the butt Fuck Mariah Carey, death to Sheryl Crow They can kiss each other on their camel toe
50 Cent's a fag, so is Kanye West Shooting hot sperm on each others' chest
Death to all but metal Death to all but metal Death to all but metal
