Wednesday, January 2, 2013

The PMRC Filthy Fifteen

The Parents Music Resource Center (PMRC)  also known as the Washington Wives published this list in 1985. It is the top fifteen songs recommended to be banned, and their presumed subject matter.

1
Prince
Darling Nikkisex, masturbation
2
Sheena Easton
Sugar Wallssex
3
Judas Priest
Eat Me Alivesex
4
Vanity
Strap on Robbie Babysex
5
Mötley Crüe
Bastardviolence
6
AC/DC
Let Me Put My Love Into Yousex
7
Twisted Sister
We're Not Gonna Take Itviolence
8
Madonna
Dress You Upsex
9
W.A.S.P.
Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)sex/language
10
Def Leppard
High 'n Dry (Saturday Night)drug and alcohol use
11
Mercyful Fate
Into The Covensatanism
12
Black Sabbath
Trasheddrug and alcohol use
13
Mary Jane Girls
In My Housesex
14
Venom
Possessedsatanism
15
Cyndi Lauper
She-Bopsex, masturbation




In 1985, a rich housewife with too much time decided to start a ridiculous, laughable crusade against crude and "evil" words in songs. As well as evil instrumental music like "Jazz From Hell" from Frank Zappa. The word hell in the album title was probably too much to handle for good ol' Tipper. lol :-)

PMRC Washington Wives is a bunch of old skanks
crusading against music in general.

Usually I deeply hate those shitheads who wants to impose their values to everyone by force (banning, censorship, law creation, and other shit like that...) But this one, Tipper Gore, created something that is king of cool (I even adopted it as my logo). She created the Tipper Stickers aka Parental Advisory stickers. So instead of erasing every kind of music with allusion to sex, violence, and crude language from the face of the earth. She created a gauge of coolness! If an album has the Tipper Sticker on it, you can bet your ass that it's good old fashion rebel music. Tipper Gore personnal vendetta, well-funded with the hard-earned tax-payers 's money) actually served the cause of Heavy Metal music. Controversy is always good publicity and a sticker of coolness is always welcome. Thank you Tipper!




15. Cyndi Lauper   She-Bop

A joyful song about masturbation. That's probably what's Tipper Gore need.

CYNDI LAUPER "She Bop" lyrics

We-hell-I see them every night in tight blue jeans -
In the pages of a blue boy magazine
Hey I've been thinking of a new sensation
I'm picking up - good vibration -
Oop - she bop

Do I wanna go out with a lion's roar
Huh, yea, I wanna go south n get me some more
Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I better stop - or I'll go blind
Oop - she bop - she bop

She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
I hope He will understand
She bop--he bop--a--we bop
I bop--you bop--a--they bop
Be bop--be bop--a--lu--she bop,
Oo--oo--she--do--she bop--she bop

(whistle along here)...

Hey, hey - they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone
No, I won't worry, and I won't fret
Ain't no law against it yet
Oop - she bop - she bop

She bop - he bop - we bop...

Banned For: Sex, Masturbation





14. Venom   Possessed

A shitty song at first, but since this is on the list. I like it!

VENOM - POSSESSED lyric

Look at my eyes and you will see
Fire is burning inside of me
Fire it burns Fire it burns
Look at the children
Look at my eyes

Look at me Satans child
Born of evil thus defiled
Brought to life through Satanic birth
Raised in Hell to live on Earth

Come look at me and I'll show you
Things that will open your eyes
Come listen to me and I'll tell you
Things that will sicken your mind

We drink the vomit of the priests
Make love with the dying whore
We suck the blood of the beast
And hold the key to deaths door

Through many a tormented night prevail
Thy excorsions can but fail
Though crucifix doth durn my flesh
I shall not yield to you unless I die!

I am possessed by all that is evil
The death of your God I demand!
I spit at the virgin you worship
And sit at my lord Satan's left hand

I care not for the priests who are crying
I answer to Baphomet's call
A cry for help from the dying
Means nothing to me at all

I am decreed by lord Satan's fine evil
To destroy what all mortals love most
Satan is my master incarnate
Hail praise to my unholy host

Look at my eyes!

Banned For: Occult





13. Mary Jane Girls    In My House

Who the fuck are Mary Jane Girls? How did Tipper found this?
IN MY HOUSE Mary Jane Girls (lyrics)

Well you can just believe
I'm the only girl in your life
I'll be your sugar in the morning
And the sweet stuff you need at night
And you can just make believe
When it comes down to makin love
I'll satisfy your every need
And every fantasy you think up

CHORUS:

So when you need a little peace of mind
Come on over boy, anytime
I'll keep you happy and so satisfied
In my house, in my house

So when you need some lovin tenderness
And it's me baby that you miss
Here's the key to unlock the door
To my house (to my house)
wo-oo-oo-oo- in my house
wo-oo-oo-oo in my house

Well anytime of the day or night
When you call me I'll be there
Just call me up on the phone
When you need someone around to care
And when you feel sad and blue
You just come and see me anytime
I'll be waitin for you dear
And your fears you can leave behind
So when you need a little peace of mind
Come on over boy, anytime
I'll keep you happy and so satisfied
In my house, in my house
So when you need some love and tenderness
And it's me baby that you miss
Here's the key to unlock the door to my house (to my house)
In my house
In my house
In my house...

FADE

Banned For: Sex





12. Black Sabbath   Trashed

Drinking and driving. Add screwing your secretary and you got Ted Kennedy's favorite song.
The bitch was trashed.

BLACK SABBATH - TRASHED lyrics

It really was a meeting
The bottle took a beating
The ladies of the manor
Watched me climb into my car and
I was going down the track about a hundred and five
They had the stop-watch rolling
I had the headlights blazing I was really alive
And yet my mind was blowing
I drank a bottle of tequila and I felt real good
But on the twenty fifth lap at the canal turn
I went off exploring
I knew I wouldn't make it the car just wouldn't make it
I was turning, tires burning
The ground was in my sky
I was laughing, the bitch was trashed
And death was in my eye

I had started pretty good and I was feeling my way
I had the wheels in motion
There was Peter and the Greenfly laughing like drains
Inebriation
The crowd was roaring I was at Brands Hatch
In my imagination
But at the canal turn I hit an oily patch
Inebriation

Ooh Mr. Miracle, you saved me from some pain
I thank you Mr. Miracle, I won't get trashed again
Ooh, can you hear my lies
Don't you bother with this fool just laugh into my eyes

So we went back to the bar and hit the bottle again
But there was no tequila
Then we started on the whiskey just to steady our brains
'Cos there was no tequila
And as we drank a little faster at the top of our hill
We began to roll
And as we got trashed we were laughing still
Well bless my soul

Banned For: Drug and Alcohol Use





11. Mercyful Fate    Into The Coven

Occult??? WTF? I guess we could ban horror films and Halloween day too.

Mercyful Fate - Into The Coven (lyrics)

[SOLO: MICHAEL]

Howl like a wolf
And a witch will open the door
Follow me and meet our High Priestess

Come, come into my Coven
And become Lucifer's Child

[SOLO: MICHAEL]

Undress until you're naked
And put on this white coat
Take this white cross and go to the middle of the ring

Come, come into my Coven
And become Lucifer's Child

[SOLO: HANK & MICHAEL]

Suck the blood from this unholy knife
Say after me: my soul belongs to Satan

Now, now you're into my Coven
You are Lucifer's Child
Into the Coven
Lucifer's Child

Banned For: Occult





10. Def Leppard    High 'n Dry

Fun and festivity are forbidden. 

DEF LEPPARD "High 'N' Dry (Saturday Night)"

Saturday, I feel right
I been drinking all day
Yes I got a date, a midnight ride
I had to get it away
Yeah, I'm not a loner, I'm not a fool
Don't need a reason, reason to be cool
I got my whiskey, I got my wine
I got my woman, and this time the lights are going out

Saturday night - High
Saturday night - High 'n' dry
Saturday night - I'm high
Saturday night - High 'n' dry

Ow, I feel bad, I feel mean
I'm up and down and in between
On the bottle, I'm on the line
I'm up and feeling fine

Oh I'm not a loner, I'm not a fool
Don't need a reason, reason to be cool
I got my whiskey, I got my wine
I got my woman, and this time the lights are going out

[Repeat Chorus]

Oh take me high
Saturday, kickin' out, her train was comin' to me
I gotta move, number one
Saturday night on the run

Saturday night - High
Saturday night - High 'n' dry
Saturday night - Got my whiskey
Saturday night - Got my wine
Saturday night - Got my woman
Saturday night - High 'n' dry
You gotta try me tonight

Banned For: Drug and Alcohol Use



9. W.A.S.P.    Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)

Holy fuck! W.A.S.P. make the impossible to get the number 1 spot and Tipper only gave them the 9th position??? You can't be more explicit than Fuck Like A Beast?!? Unbelievable, WASP was bested by cheesy pop song!!.

W.A.S.P. - ANIMAL (FUCK LIKE A BEAST) LYRICS
I got pictures of naked ladies
Lyin' on their beds
I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion
Starts a swellin' inside my head

I'm makin' artificial lovers for free
I start to howl, I'm in heat
I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy
I fuck like a beast

I come around, round I come, feel your love
Tie you down, down I come, steal your love
I come around, round I come, feel your love
Tie you down, down I come, steal your love

I'm on the prowl and I watch you closely
I lie waiting for you
I'm the wolf with the sheepskins clothing
I lick my chops and you're tastin' good

I do whatever I want to do ya
I'll nail your ass to the sheets
A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya
I fuck like a beast

 I come around, round I come, feel your love
Tie you down, down I come, steal your love
I come around, round I come, feel your love
Tie you down, down I come, steal your love

Come ride, savage seduction
Ride, ride, ride, ride

I come around, round I come, feel your love
Tie you down, down I come, steal your love
I come around, round I come, feel your love
Tie you down, down I come, steal your love

Animal 

Banned For: Sex




8. Madonna    Dress You Up

Oh yeah! My lovely Madonna. We need you on this list darlin.

Madonna "Dress You Up" (lyrics)
You've got style, that's what all the girls say
Satin sheets and luxuries so fine
All your suits are custom made in London
But I've got something that you'll really like

[Chorus:]

Gonna dress you up in my love
All over, all over
Gonna dress you up in my love
All over your body

Feel the silky touch of my caresses
They will keep you looking so brand new
Let me cover you with velvet kisses
I'll create a look that's made for you

[chorus]

Gonna dress you up in my love, in my love
All over your body, all over your body
In my love
All over, all over
From your head down to your toes

Banned For: Sex




7. Twisted Sister    We're Not Gonna Take It
What's offensive about that??? Okay I understand! That must be evil, the band has long hairs.

Twisted Sisters "We're Not Gonna Take It" (lyrics)

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'VE GOT THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE AND
THERE AIN'T NO WAY WE'LL LOSE IT
THIS IS OUR LIFE, THIS IS OUR SONG
WE'LL FIGHT THE POWERS THAT BE JUST
DON'T PICK OUR DESTINY 'CAUSE
YOU DON'T KNOW US, YOU DON'T BELONG

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

OH YOU'RE SO CONDESCENDING
YOUR GALL IS NEVER ENDING
WE DON'T WANT NOTHIN', NOT A THING FROM YOU
YOUR LIFE IS TRITE AND JADED
BORING AND CONFISCATED
IF THAT'S YOUR BEST, YOUR BEST WON'T DO

OH.....................
OH.....................
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
NO WAY!

OH.....................
OH.....................
WE'RE RIGHT/YEAH
WE'RE FREE/YEAH
WE'LL FIGHT/YEAH
YOU'LL SEE/YEAH

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, NO!
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

JUST YOU TRY AND MAKE US
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
COME ON
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
YOU'RE ALL WORTHLESS AND WEAK
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE
NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT
A PLEDGE PIN
NO, WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE IT
OH YOU ON YOUR UNIFORM
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

Banned For: Violence




6. AC/DC    Let Me Put My Love Into You

I think that's the way Tipper and Al got their kids!?!
Excellent song by the way.

 AC/DC   "Let Me Put My Love Into You" (lyrics)
Flying on a free flight
Driving all night with my machinery
Cause I
I got the power any hour
To show the man in me
I got
Reputations blown to pieces with my artillery
Well I'll be guiding and we'll be riding
Giving what you got to me
Don't you struggle
Don't you fight
Don't you worry cause it's your turn tonight
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife

Like a fever burning faster
You spark the fire in me
Crazy feelings got me reeling
They got me raising steam
Now don't you struggle
Don't you fight
Don't you worry cause it's your turn tonight, yeah
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife

Let me, let me
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife

Let me put my love into you babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you babe

Let me give it all
Let me give it all
To you
To you
Give it all

Banned For: Sex




5. Motley Crue   Bastard

Common point on the filthy list.  Number 4 Vanity was romantically linked to Motley Crue 's Nikki Sixx.  They smoked a lot of crack cocaine together.  And Vanity was the protege of Prince, the number 1 on this list.

Motley Crue  "Bastard" (lyrics)
Out go the lights
In goes my knife
Pull out his life
Consider that bastard dead
Get on your knees
Please beg me, please
You're the king of the sleaze
Don't you try to rape me

[Chorus:]
Bastard
Consider that bastard dead
Bastard
Won't get screwed again
Whoa! Whoa!
Bastard
Make it quick, blow off his head Got your neck in the noose
I got nothing to loose
We're really gonna screw you
Consider that bastard dead
Quick as a shark
Beast has its mark
You can't beat the dark
Don't you try to rape me

[Chorus:]

[Solo:]

[Chorus:]

Banned For: Violence




4. Vanity    Strap on Robbie Baby

Vanity is a hot mama!  At least the song is not about a guy who gets strap-on fucked in the ass!!

Vanity  - Strap On 'Robbie Baby'  (Lyrics)

you want some candy,little boy?

Robbie,don't you wanna come out and play? Make me arrr
Robbie baby,hear ya' got an electric machine
and it's mean,makes me want to arrr
Robbie baby,I like your style and the way you rock wigglin'

He say somethin' inside me,excites U
strap it on...tight!
If you wanna come on a carnival ride,baby yeah
strap it on...tonight!

Robbie baby,I like your hair and the way you slide your fingers through
Robbie,maybe,just maybe way down here
you'll take me nice and easy...your pretty

Don't you provoke me,come on stroke me
strap this thing...tight!
If you wanna glide down my highway,it's open
strap yourself in...ride!

So why don't ya ride me,excite V...ooh
strap me on tight!
Yeah,I wanna glide down your carnival ride
strap me on tonight
Yeah,you gotta fly down my highway
it's open,strap me on,oh! Tonight!

Go ahead...knock yourself out

Banned For: Sex




3. Judas Priest    Eat Me Alive
Brutal sex and rape at the horizon.

Judas Priest  Eat Me Alive lyrics

Wrapped tight around me
Like a second flesh hot skin
Cling to my body
As the ecstasy begins
Your wild vibrations
Got me shooting from the hip
Crazed and insatiable let rip
And eat me alive
Eat me alive
Sounds like an animal
Panting to the beat
Groan in the pleasure zone
Gasping from the heat
Gut-wrenching frenzy
That deranges every joint
I'm gonna force you at gun point
To eat me alive
Eat me alive
Bound to deliver as
You give and I collect
Squealing impassioned as
The rod of steel injects
Lunge to the maximum
Spread-eagled to the wall
You're well equipped to take it all
So eat me alive
Eat me alive

Banned For: Sex




2. Sheena Easton   Sugar Walls

Your sugar walls...  You mean your pussy?

Sheena Easton    Sugar Walls (lyrics)

My sugar walls
My sugar walls

Where I came from there's a place called heaven
That's the place where all the good children go
The houses are of silver, the streets are gold
But there's more where you come from, my sugar walls

(My sugar walls) oooh (my sugar walls)

Blood races to your private spots, lets me know there's a fire
You can't fight passion when passion is hot
Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls

Chorus:

Lemme take you somewhere you've never been
I can show you things you've never seen
I can make you never wanna fall in love again
Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

Take advantage, it's alright

I feel so alive when I'm with you
Come and feel my presence, it's reigning tonight
Heaven on earth inside my sugar walls

(Chorus)

I can tell you want me, (my sugar walls) it's impossible to hide
Your body's on fire, admit it! Come inside (my sugar walls)
Ahhhhhhhhh (my sugar walls) oooooh
Come inside (my sugar walls) , my sugar walls (my sugar walls)
Come spend the night inside my sugar walls (my sugar walls)

Banned For: Sex




1. Prince    Darling Nikki 
I choose the no sound version since his faggot music is unbearable!

Prince  Darling Nikki (lyrics)

I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh

Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind

{backwards at the end...}
Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.

Banned For: Sex, Masturbation



PARMM Public Enemites 1-8

Originally published in MetalHeadMilitia
http://www.metalheadmilitia.com/2012/11/the-pmrc-filthy-fifteen.html

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