A chick as a Guns N’ Roses “member”?
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| Melissa Reese keyboard |
Melissa Reese represents the three major problems in Guns N’ Roses.
A chick as a Guns N’ Roses “member”?
What is this crap??
Did you ever heard of a female member in the Hell’s Angels???
Will you ever see one?
Nope!
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| Melissa Reese Guns N Roses member? |
As talented as Melissa Reese, she has no place in Guns N’ Roses.
Melissa Reese would be better suited to do blowjobs backstage than on stage as a so-called useless member of Guns N’ Roses!?!
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| Motley Crue female drummer Samantha Maloney |
Mötley Crüe were the first to have a chick in their band.
Maybe the Mötley Crüe guys are repentant and remorseful after decades of groupies screwing and legendary tales of debauchery of all kind. So they let a chick enter their sacred frat!
Keyboard???
One keyboard is already an embarassment…
What about two?
Unbelievable!
How low can you go!
Not one but two keyboards in an Heavy Metal band???
Dizzy Reese & Melissa Reese
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| Dizzy Reed A Guns N’ Roses parasite since 1990. |
At least, Melissa Reese is nice to look at!
The Most Dangerous Band In The World do not need fuckin’ keyboards!!! Period.
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| Keyboards have no place in “The Most Dangerous Band In The World” Guns N’ Roses |
Not an original member.
I’m a Guns N’ Roses purist.
Guns N’ Roses is by very far my favorite band of all time.
So I have the uncanny habit to look down on any new so-called “members” of Guns N’ Roses since the firing of drummer Steven Adler.
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| Buckethead Guns N Roses member guitarist The only member/employee that I’ve tolerated. |
For me this endless parade of new “members” are nothing more than replaceable employees and in the worst case, fillers.
Over the years, Axl proved that it was the case by firing and hiring at will.
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| Teddy “Zig Zag” Andreadis an harmonica player??!! This fat boy was the most ridiculous GN’R dead weight ever! At least, backing vocals chicks were hot! |
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| Slash, Duff McKagan, Axl Rose
At least, we have three members now.
Next steps: get Stradlin and Adler and flush all the dead-weights.
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My five suggestions to Axl Rose (since he is the boss and only owner of Guns N’ Roses Inc.)
- Keep Melissa Reese as a backstage fluffer.
- Throw Dizzy Reed overboard so he can be eaten alive by the sharks.
- Destroy all fuckin’ keyboards, horns on sight.
- Get Izzy Stradlin and Steven Adler at all cost.
- Flush all the on-stage employees down the toilet.
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| Guns N’ Roses original members Duff McKagan, Slash, Axl Rose, Izzy Stradlin and Steven Adler The only GNR members that will ever matter. |