Satans Schlongs colors

Satans Schlongs. Is it a Clothing Brand, A Metal Band or a Biker Gang?

Guess for what the BBG stands for.

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Sycho Clown - Satans Schlongs

 

Most controversial stuff to this date...

Before its get censored

Too late, it was banned.

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Satans Schlongs Clothing Collection

 

Satans Schlongs Collection can be described by three things.

1. High Quality Premium Products.
2. Streetwear.
3. And most importantly, provocative and controversial handmade pencil colored artwort drawn by PYGOD.

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List of all songs by Steel Panther

As a following to my post The 10 Best Steel Panther Songs, I had the pleasure to list all of Danger Kitty AKA Metal Shop AKA Metal Skool AKA Metal Sludge All-Stars AKA Steel Panther songs under the same roof. And I've placed them, more or less, in order of personal preference. I insist on the more or less aspect of the below list, since it is hard to rank songs that are all bitchin', good and catchy in their own way.
Bonus, each of their Masterpiece of a song are linked to their bitchin' YouTube link for your enjoyment.


Steel Panther recorded songs, including covers and ads.

1. Death To All But Metal (Hey That's What I Call Sludge 1, 2004 as Metal Sludge All-Stars & Feel The Steel, 2009)
2. Heavy Metal Rules (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
3. Gods Of Pussy (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
4. Party All Day (Feel The Steel, 2009)
5. Eye Of A Panther (Feel The Steel, 2009)
6. Hell's On Fire (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009 - bonus track)
7. I Got What You Want (Lower The Bar, 2017)
8. I Want Pussy (Single LP Community Property, 2009)
9. It Won't Suck Itself (Balls Out, 2011)
10. Love Rocket (Love Rocket '83 single, 2001 as Danger Kitty for a Discover® Card commercial)
11. Asian Hooker (Feel the Steel, 2009)
12. Stripper Girl (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009)
13. Don't Stop Believing (2010's Journey cover)
14. The Burden Of Being Wonderful (All You Can Eat, 2014)
15. Whole Lotta Rosie (AC/DC cover)
16. All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight) (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
17. Gloryhole (All You Can Eat, 2014)
18. Community Property (Feel The Steel, 2009)
19. Always Gonna Be A Ho (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
20. Let's Get High Tonight (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
21. I Want Your Tits (UK promo CD of Death To All But Metal, 2009)
22. Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World (All You Can Eat, 2014)
23. Poontang Boomerang (Lower The Bar, 2017)
24. Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' (Feel The Steel, 2009)
25. Fuck Everybody (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
26. I Want It That Way (2010 Backstreet Boys cover)
27. Big Boobs (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
28. Tomorrow Night (Balls Out, 2011) 
29. Hail To The Victor (2014, featuring Rob Riggle and Lil Jon, as featured on the NFL)
30. That's When You Came In (Lower The Bar, 2017)
31. Supersonic Sex Machine (Balls Out, 2011)
32. Gold Digging Whore (Balls Out, 2011)
33. Turn Out the Lights (Feel The Steel, 2009)
34. 17 Girls In A Row (Balls Out, 2011)
35. The Shocker (Feel The Steel, 2009)
36. If You Really Really Love Me (Balls Out, 2011)
37. Anything Goes (Lower The Bar, 2017)
38. That's What Girls Are For (Balls Out, 2011)
39. Goin' In The Backdoor (Lower The Bar, 2017)
40. Pussywhipped (All You Can Eat, 2014)
41. Just Like Tiger Woods (Balls Out, 2011)
42. Fat Girl (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009)
43. Wasted Too Much Time (Lower The Bar, 2017)
44. She's Tight (Lower The Bar, 2017)
45. Wrong Side Of The Track (Out In Beverly Hills) (Lower The Bar, 2017)
46. Why Can't You Trust Me (Balls Out, 2011)
47. Sexy Santa (2009)
48. Gangbang At The Old Folks Home (All You Can Eat, 2014)
49. Sneaky Little Bitch (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
50. If I Was The King (All You Can Eat, 2014)
51. You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk (All You Can Eat, 2014)
52. I'm Not Your Bitch (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
53. I Like Drugs (Balls Out, 2011)
54. Critter (Balls Out, 2011)
55. B.V.S. (All You Can Eat, 2014)
56. Now The Fun Starts (Lower The Bar, 2017)
57. Fucking My Heart In The Ass (All You Can Eat, 2014)
58. Ten Strikes You're Out (All You Can Eat, 2014)
59. Let Me Cum In (Balls Out, 2011)
60. Pussy Ain't Free (Lower The Bar, 2017)
61. Metal Shop (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
62. Momentary Epiphany (Lower The Bar, 2017)
63. Walk Of Shame (Lower The Bar, 2017)
64. Bukkake Tears (All You Can Eat, 2014)
65. She's On The Rag (All You Can Eat, 2014)
66. Cleveland Roxx (Hole Patrol, 2003 - Presidents Of The United States cover & bonus track as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
67. Handicapped Slut (Balls Out, 2011 - bonus track only released in Japan)
68. People Are Stoopid (All You Can Eat, 2014 - bonus track only released in Japan)
69. Fantasy (2009 Aldo Nova cover)
70. Weenie Ride (Balls Out, 2011)
71. Do You Wanna Do Me (Balls Out, 2011 - bonus track only released in Japan)
72. I Ain't Buying What You're Selling (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
73. Girl From Oklahoma (Feel The Steel, 2009)
74. The Stocking Song.
75. Red Headed Step Child (Lower The Bar, 2017 - bonus track)

If you know any song I might have forgot. Leave a comment below.

Steel Panther rocks!

Donald Trump posing with GG Allin

Donald Trump posing with GG Allin

The Best Rock Band DJ in the WORLD!!!

Some rock and metal bands use a DJ. These guys are EXTREMELY important, even VITAL to any group.

Right?

Let's let the DJ from Incubus demonstrate.







Sources:
https://djtechtools.com/2014/11/24/is-the-rock-band-ready-for-the-dj/
https://www.metalmas.com/en/djs-y-bandas-de-metal-son-compatibles/
https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/so-you-wanna-be-the-dj-for-a-nu-metal-band
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DJ_controller

Guitar Techniques

BIKER vs. Motorcyclist

Kurt Cobain heroin fix kit

This was Kurt Cobain heroin kit used to feed his $400 a day habit.

This April 1994 photo provided by Seattle police shows items found at the scene of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Photograph: Seattle PD/AP

Seriously, I wonder how much Kurt Cobain heroin kit (paraphernalia) would worth if his cardigan price tag is $140K? His heroin shooting kit would certainly be a success at a collector auction.




Sources and interesting links:
https://www.theguardian.com/music/from-the-archive-blog/2014/apr/05/kurt-cobain-an-icon-of-alienation
https://www.videomuzic.eu/kurt-cobain-remembered/?lang=en#prettyPhoto
https://www.kcur.org/2019-04-05/reflecting-on-kurt-cobains-crystalline-understanding-25-years-later

Kurt Cobain self portrait

It was the way Kurt Cobain viewed himself.

Kurt Cobain self portrait.

Personally, I found it really beautiful and original.

If they can sell a Kurt Cobain cardigan $140,000. 
I wonder how much they can sell this painting?

I would like to have a Kurt Cobain's original on my wall.

Zebraman

Zebraman (David Wine), Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

Zebraman is famous for his "Heavy Metal Rules!" monologue in the 1986 documentary...

Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

Zebraman's Words of Wisdom were immortalized a second time in the 2019 Steel Panther album 'Heavy Metal Rules' named after the philosophy of the Zebraman. The first track of the album is the first 32 seconds of his epic speech and is named "Zebraman".

Here is the
Zebraman 42-second monologue "Heavy Metal Rules!"

“Heavy metal rules! All that punk shit sucks! It doesn’t belong in this world, it belongs on fuckin’ Mars man! What the hell is punk shit? And Madonna can go to hell as far as I’m concerned! She’s a dick! Seriously! [Hits self in mouth with microphone] Ow! Heavy metal definitely rules! Twisted Sister, Judas Priest, Dokken, Ozzy, Scorpions. They all rule! [Takes break from rant to acknowledge nearby stoner girl] Yeah, she’s tripping Jack Daniel’s. [Resumes rant] It all rules! All that shit rules! This punk shit, circle shit and the dicks and all, that can all go to hell! I don’t care, you know? I don’t really give a shit about that kind of punk fuck!”

Zebraman (a 22 years old drunk Metalhead in 1986)

What the fuck happened to Zebraman 13 years later?

Zebraman (real name David Wine), as of 1999, is a Baltimore plumber into country music, stating he wasn’t really into metal anymore.)

Yes, Zebraman, the most convincing of them all, was in fact a poser.

ZEBRAMAN HALLOWEEN COSTUME

Sources and related links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_Parking_Lot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_Rules

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kick-asphalt-remembering-heavy-metal-parking-011429186.html
https://greenandblackmusic.com/home/2017/02/03/heavy-metal-parking-lot-judas-priest-1986/

Heavy Metal Parking Lot (full documentary)

ZEBRAMAN HALLOWEEN COSTUME




Sources and interesting links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_Parking_Lot
https://12xu.com/shirts_of_heavy_metal_parking_lot/

The 10 Best Steel Panther Songs

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10 of the best STEEL PANTHER SONGS !!! The Static Age

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Motley Crue Rockumentary 1990

'I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL' & 'I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK' t-shirts

You met two girls, one with a 'I Kill Everything I Fuck' t-shirt and the other with a 'I Kill Everything I Fuck' t-shirt!? Sounds like a risky threesome.

'I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL' & 'I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK' t-shirts

GG Allin
Lyrics of 'I Kill Everything I Fuck'
from the album: Brutality & Bloodshed for All (1993)


I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck every day
I kill everything I fuck

I fill you up with my disease
Contaminate you with deadly needs
My loaded cock is like a gun
I'm a walking time bomb killing everyone

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck

Let me be your stiff hard fuck
Cram your cunt with poisonous cock
Your hairy cunt will be my aim
Deadly penetration is my game

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday

Drenched in my fluids you'll never know
I plant the seed of death untold
Before I die, I hope I do
Kill many more, as I've killed you

DIE! I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I'm infected with AIDS

'I FUCK EVERYTHING I KILL' & 'I KILL EVERYTHING I FUCK' t-shirts

Keith Richards Hangover Cure

Keith Richards professional hellraiser & hangover expert

After centuries upon centuries of drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes overindulgence. Keith Richards is certainly one of most qualified, if not the most overqualified hangover expert on planet Earth! He is certainly more knowledgable on the subject than any doctor will ever be. 

Learn from the Ultimate Survivor himself.

Older than the Twilight vampire dude.

Neither science nor religion could explain why Keith Richards survived so long poisoning his body and mind every way you could imagine. Even going as far as snorting his father's ashes!!!

Maybe his cure, his remedy, his secret for longevity and eternal life was finally exposed in the 1987 masterpiece of a movie 'Back To The Beach'. (The only part of the movie I remember is the Keith Richards' hangover remedy part. I finally found the movie title searching Google.)

The hangover cure Keith Richards swears by aka "Remède des Baboins":

1. Pepsi
2. Folgers Instant Coffee Crystals
3. Alka-Seltzer
4. Tylenol

Yes, it taste like shit!!!

As a teen, I've tried it - only mixing Pepsi with instant coffee since I couldn't identify the other ingredients - not to cure a hangover but to straight up before returning home after an evening of binging with my best buddy. All I can tell is that it's disgusting and taste like hell! If you haven't throw up from all the booze you have taken the "Remède des Baboins" will make you throw up.

I baptized it "Remède des Badoins" since as a early teen guy I glorified The Rolling Stones for being so damn rich, cool, and living the hedonistic rock n' roll lifestyle to its fullest (Ron Wood used to plug his ass with cocaine suppositories!!! You can't get more "fullest" than that!!!)  "Remède des Baboins" can be translated as "Baboons' Remedy" since The Rolling Stones of the 80s were already as ugly and wrinkled as they are today nearly four decades later.

The Rolling Stones represented the Ultimate Millionaire Rock n' Roll Hedonists. Everything a 14 years old me wanted to be!

So many good memories...

Guide to Grunge Fashion

Sources and related links:
http://buniearah.blogspot.com/2014/07/grunge-fashion-its-not-goth-its-grunge.html
https://blog.neonscope.com/Fashion/Style&Trends/729-how-to-wear-the-grunge-look

Steel Panther - Behind The Music

'Here for the Bitches' shirt worn by Steel Panther drummer Stix Zadinia

'Here for the Bitches' shirt worn by
Steel Panther drummer Stix Zadinia.