El Duce The Mentors

El Duce (The Mentors) with his groupie on Jerry Springer.

The 4F Club, Find her, feel her, fuck her, forget her.
El Duce was right on this one! 





At least, you can clearly hear the lyrics.

El Duce (The Mentors)

El Duce, young and old.

El Duce claimed that Courtney Love offered him $50K to "whack" her husband Kurt Cobain.

If you were Courtney Love would you hire and give $50K to this drunk idiot to kill Kurt Cobain?!

Asking the question is answering it.

El Duce drunk as usual

If The Duce said it, it might be true. Right?  
Or maybe he was trying to make a quick buck by getting TV exposure following the death of Kurt Cobain?

Does he looks like someone who need Money?

Believe it or not, on April 19, 1997, only 8 days after filming his interview with Nick Broomfield for the Kurt & Courtney documentary, El Duce (Eldon Hoke) was so drunk that he was ran over by a damn freight TRAIN or was he pushed there in retaliation for the Kurt Cobain's "murder"? We will never know. But one thing for sure is that El Duce was drunk since subsequent tests indicated a high blood alcohol content.

A photo too nice to my taste?!

Not worthy of The King Of Sleaze.

• THE MENTORS Top Albums
• THE MENTORS Kings of Sleaze Rockumentary

Related links:
https://www.bandsiusetalike.com/biul/a-date-with-el-duce/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentors_(band)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eldon_Hoke
https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/El_Duce/63477
https://www.metal-archives.com/reviews/El_Duce/Booze_and_Broads/160813/
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/shock_rock_el_duce_of_the_mentors_and_gwar_on_the_jerry_springer_show1
https://twitter.com/TheMentors
http://metalassault.com/Interviews/2012/11/06/in-depth-interview-with-the-mentors-drummervocalist-mad-dog-duce/
http://allthingsweird88.blogspot.com/2015/10/did-courtney-love-use-el-duce-to-kill.html

Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck t-shirt

Ozzy Osbourne relationship with alcohol

OZZY OSBOURNE LYRICS

"Demon Alcohol"

[Daisley - Osbourne - Wylde]

I'm sick and tired of your excuses
Can't deal with living anymore
I'll give you reasons to continue
While you lie writhing on the floor

I'll wash away your lies
And have you hyptotized
There'll be no compromise today
I'll share your life of shame
I think you know my name
I'll introduce myself today

I'm the demon alcohol (demon alcohol)
I'll get you

If you could deal with your reflection
I'm sure you'd see into my eyes
There'll be no need for resurrection
Let's drink to people of the lies

Although that one's too much
You know ten's not enough
There'll be no compromise today
I'll watch you lose control
Consume your very soul
I'll introduce myself today

I'm the demon alcohol (demon alcohol)
Ha ha, demon alcohol (demon alcohol)
Let's party

I'm sick and tired of resolutions
You've quit me time and time again
Don't speak of suicide solutions
You took my hand, I'm here to stay

This time it's you or me
I'll never set you free
There'll be no compromise today
So satisfy your lust
Too much can't be enough
I'll introduce myself today

I'm the demon alcohol (the demon alcohol)
Ha ha, demon alcohol, (the demon alcohol)
Let's party

Source: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ozzyosbourne/demonalcohol.html

"Suicide Solution"

[Daisley - Osbourne - Rhoads]

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liqueur
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows
Away tomorrows

Evil thoughts and evil doings
Cold, alone you hang in ruins
Thought that you'd escape the reaper
You can't escape the master keeper

'Cos you feel life's unreal, and you're living a lie
Such a shame, who's to blame, and you're wondering why
Then you ask from your cask, is there life after birth
What you saw can mean hell on this earth
Hell on this earth

Now you live inside a bottle
The reaper's travelling at full throttle
It's catching you, but you don't see
The reaper's you, and the reaper is me

Breaking laws, knocking doors
But there's no one at home
Made your bed, rest your head
But you lie there and moan
Where to hide, suicide is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker
Suicide is slow with liqueur
Take a bottle, drown your sorrows
Then it floods away tomorrows

Source: http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/ozzyosbourne/suicidesolution.html

Drink Jack Daniels to Party Like a Rockstar

The Common Theme When Rockstars Party Like A Rockstar??? A. Jack Daniels


Looks like the key ingredient If you want to party like a rockstar is a bottle of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey. Check out some key examples…

Jimmy Page – Led Zeppelin

 

 

Keith Richards – The Rolling Stones

 

 

 

Slash – Guns N’ Roses - Mick Jagger – The Rolling Stones

 

 

 

David Lee Roth – Van Halen Lemmy - Motörhead

 

 

 

Ronnie Wood – The Rolling Stones

 

 

 

Michael Anthony – Van Halen

 

 

 

Bon Scott – AC/DC - Tom Petty

 

 

 

Eddie Van Halen – Van Halen

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks to:



http://www.feelnumb.com/2011/03/03/q-the-common-theme-when-rockstars-party-like-a-rockstar-a-jack-daniels/

Black Sabbath Trashed

Black Sabbath - Trashed [Lyrics + Subs]

Ted Kennedy 's favorite song



 Fat Ted's Best Moment at 1:17.




Black Sabbath  "Trashed" (lyrics)

It really was a meeting
The bottle took a beating
The ladies of the manor
Watched me climb into my car and
I was going down the track about a hundred and five
They had the stop-watch rolling
I had the headlights blazing I was really alive
And yet my mind was blowing
I drank a bottle of tequila and I feel real good
I had the tape deck roaring
But on the twenty-fifth lap at the canal turn
I went of exploring
I knew I wouldn't make it the car just wouldn't make it
I was turning tires burning
The ground was in my sky
I was laughing the bitch was trashed
And death was in my eye

I had started pretty good and I was feeling my way
I had the wheels in motion
There was Peter and the Green fly laughing like drains
Inebriation
The crowd was roaring I was at Brands Hatch
In my imagination
But at the canal turn I hit an oily patch
Inebriation

Ooh Mr. Miracle you saved me from some pain
I thank you Mr. Miracle I won't get trashed again
Ooh can you hear my lies
Don't you bother with this fool just laugh into my eyes

So we went back to the bar and hit the bottle again
But there was no tequila
Then we started on the whisky just to steady our brains
'Cos there was no tequila
And as we drank a little faster at the top of our hill
We began to roll
And as we get trashed we were laughing still
Well bless my soul

Black Sabbath trashed = favorite fat Ted's party song.

Originally published in MetalHeadMilitia
http://www.metalheadmilitia.com/2012/11/black-sabbath-trashed.html