Never too late to be Great (Steel Panther)

"If you gonna look at music in the dictionary, it probably say see Metal. And if you gonna look at Metal in the dictionary, it say see Steel Panther." - Brendan Malloy

Who is Steel Panther?

“THE GREATEST HEAVY METAL BAND IN HISTORY!” - Lexxi’s Mom

As stated in their music video "Heavy Metal Rules", in June 16, 2009, Steel Panther predicted to be Great by June 30, 2020. 

"Seriously, 11 years and 14 days from right now in 2009. We will fuckin' cruising around in learjet and getting our dicks sucked by Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Fuck, everyone gonna remember every word to every song."  - Stix Zadinia (Lead drummer of Steel Panther)

The date is June 30, 2020.

I don't know about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears but I can tell you they are touring the world and that the Fanthers (Steel Panther's fans with the same level of dedication as the Grateful Dead's Deadheads) remember and sing along "every word to every song."

Paris Hilton (age 39) & Britney Spears (age 38) were good choices as 

official Steel Panther's cocksuckers 2020 since they are still very fuckable! 

Believe me, Steel Panther's audience/ Fanthers know every word of every song. 

While Axl Rose's Appetite For Destruction singlehandly destroyed Guns N' Roses after 8 years of existence (1985-1993) and Mötley Crüe self-destroyed after a Decade Of Decadence (1981-1991) when some band members were not even 30 years old. 

Steel Panther by June 30, 2020. They already saved the world, one more time, from the COVID-19 Coronavirus pandemic with their "Concert To Save The World".

Our dudes from Steel Panther were late starters and hit success even later. Times, tastes, and the musical business have changed... And despite having all the talent in the world and even more, Steel Panther traveled a rocky road since 1997. Toiling in relative obscurity as cover band

• Michael Starr, age 55 (May 17, 1965).
• Satchel, age 49 (November 24, 1970).
• Lexxi Foxx, age 49 (July 14, 1970).
• Stix Zadinia, age 50 ( December 25, 1969).

So with my Fanther's Super-Powers, I declare June 30, Steel Panther Celebration Day. The first annual Steel Panther Celebration Day was evidently this year, June 30, 2020.






Steel Panther and Fanthers' ongoing mission: to bring Heavy Metal back to the masses.

List of all songs by Steel Panther

As a following to my post The 10 Best Steel Panther Songs, I had the pleasure to list all of Danger Kitty AKA Metal Shop AKA Metal Skool AKA Metal Sludge All-Stars AKA Steel Panther songs under the same roof. And I've placed them, more or less, in order of personal preference. I insist on the more or less aspect of the below list, since it is hard to rank songs that are all bitchin', good and catchy in their own way.
Bonus, each of their Masterpiece of a song are linked to their bitchin' YouTube link for your enjoyment.


Steel Panther recorded songs, including covers and ads.

1. Death To All But Metal (Hey That's What I Call Sludge 1, 2004 as Metal Sludge All-Stars & Feel The Steel, 2009)
2. Heavy Metal Rules (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
3. Gods Of Pussy (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
4. Party All Day (Feel The Steel, 2009)
5. Eye Of A Panther (Feel The Steel, 2009)
6. Hell's On Fire (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009 - bonus track)
7. I Got What You Want (Lower The Bar, 2017)
8. I Want Pussy (Single LP Community Property, 2009)
9. It Won't Suck Itself (Balls Out, 2011)
10. Love Rocket (Love Rocket '83 single, 2001 as Danger Kitty for a Discover® Card commercial)
11. Asian Hooker (Feel the Steel, 2009)
12. Stripper Girl (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009)
13. Don't Stop Believing (2010's Journey cover)
14. The Burden Of Being Wonderful (All You Can Eat, 2014)
15. Whole Lotta Rosie (AC/DC cover)
16. All I Wanna Do Is Fuck (Myself Tonight) (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
17. Gloryhole (All You Can Eat, 2014)
18. Community Property (Feel The Steel, 2009)
19. Always Gonna Be A Ho (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
20. Let's Get High Tonight (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
21. I Want Your Tits (UK promo CD of Death To All But Metal, 2009)
22. Party Like Tomorrow Is The End Of The World (All You Can Eat, 2014)
23. Poontang Boomerang (Lower The Bar, 2017)
24. Eatin' Ain't Cheatin' (Feel The Steel, 2009)
25. Fuck Everybody (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
26. I Want It That Way (2010 Backstreet Boys cover)
27. Big Boobs (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
28. Tomorrow Night (Balls Out, 2011) 
29. Hail To The Victor (2014, featuring Rob Riggle and Lil Jon, as featured on the NFL)
30. That's When You Came In (Lower The Bar, 2017)
31. Supersonic Sex Machine (Balls Out, 2011)
32. Gold Digging Whore (Balls Out, 2011)
33. Turn Out the Lights (Feel The Steel, 2009)
34. 17 Girls In A Row (Balls Out, 2011)
35. The Shocker (Feel The Steel, 2009)
36. If You Really Really Love Me (Balls Out, 2011)
37. Anything Goes (Lower The Bar, 2017)
38. That's What Girls Are For (Balls Out, 2011)
39. Goin' In The Backdoor (Lower The Bar, 2017)
40. Pussywhipped (All You Can Eat, 2014)
41. Just Like Tiger Woods (Balls Out, 2011)
42. Fat Girl (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool & Feel The Steel, 2009)
43. Wasted Too Much Time (Lower The Bar, 2017)
44. She's Tight (Lower The Bar, 2017)
45. Wrong Side Of The Track (Out In Beverly Hills) (Lower The Bar, 2017)
46. Why Can't You Trust Me (Balls Out, 2011)
47. Sexy Santa (2009)
48. Gangbang At The Old Folks Home (All You Can Eat, 2014)
49. Sneaky Little Bitch (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
50. If I Was The King (All You Can Eat, 2014)
51. You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk (All You Can Eat, 2014)
52. I'm Not Your Bitch (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
53. I Like Drugs (Balls Out, 2011)
54. Critter (Balls Out, 2011)
55. B.V.S. (All You Can Eat, 2014)
56. Now The Fun Starts (Lower The Bar, 2017)
57. Fucking My Heart In The Ass (All You Can Eat, 2014)
58. Ten Strikes You're Out (All You Can Eat, 2014)
59. Let Me Cum In (Balls Out, 2011)
60. Pussy Ain't Free (Lower The Bar, 2017)
61. Metal Shop (Hole Patrol, 2003 as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
62. Momentary Epiphany (Lower The Bar, 2017)
63. Walk Of Shame (Lower The Bar, 2017)
64. Bukkake Tears (All You Can Eat, 2014)
65. She's On The Rag (All You Can Eat, 2014)
66. Cleveland Roxx (Hole Patrol, 2003 - Presidents Of The United States cover & bonus track as Metal Shop/Metal Skool)
67. Handicapped Slut (Balls Out, 2011 - bonus track only released in Japan)
68. People Are Stoopid (All You Can Eat, 2014 - bonus track only released in Japan)
69. Fantasy (2009 Aldo Nova cover)
70. Weenie Ride (Balls Out, 2011)
71. Do You Wanna Do Me (Balls Out, 2011 - bonus track only released in Japan)
72. I Ain't Buying What You're Selling (Heavy Metal Rules, 2019)
73. Girl From Oklahoma (Feel The Steel, 2009)
74. The Stocking Song.
75. Red Headed Step Child (Lower The Bar, 2017 - bonus track)

If you know any song I might have forgot. Leave a comment below.

Steel Panther rocks!

Zebraman

Zebraman (David Wine), Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

Zebraman is famous for his "Heavy Metal Rules!" monologue in the 1986 documentary...

Heavy Metal Parking Lot (1986)

Zebraman's Words of Wisdom were immortalized a second time in the 2019 Steel Panther album 'Heavy Metal Rules' named after the philosophy of the Zebraman. The first track of the album is the first 32 seconds of his epic speech and is named "Zebraman".

Here is the
Zebraman 42-second monologue "Heavy Metal Rules!"

“Heavy metal rules! All that punk shit sucks! It doesn’t belong in this world, it belongs on fuckin’ Mars man! What the hell is punk shit? And Madonna can go to hell as far as I’m concerned! She’s a dick! Seriously! [Hits self in mouth with microphone] Ow! Heavy metal definitely rules! Twisted Sister, Judas Priest, Dokken, Ozzy, Scorpions. They all rule! [Takes break from rant to acknowledge nearby stoner girl] Yeah, she’s tripping Jack Daniel’s. [Resumes rant] It all rules! All that shit rules! This punk shit, circle shit and the dicks and all, that can all go to hell! I don’t care, you know? I don’t really give a shit about that kind of punk fuck!”

Zebraman (a 22 years old drunk Metalhead in 1986)

What the fuck happened to Zebraman 13 years later?

Zebraman (real name David Wine), as of 1999, is a Baltimore plumber into country music, stating he wasn’t really into metal anymore.)

Yes, Zebraman, the most convincing of them all, was in fact a poser.

ZEBRAMAN HALLOWEEN COSTUME

Sources and related links:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_Parking_Lot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_Rules

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kick-asphalt-remembering-heavy-metal-parking-011429186.html
https://greenandblackmusic.com/home/2017/02/03/heavy-metal-parking-lot-judas-priest-1986/

The 10 Best Steel Panther Songs

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Steel Panther - Behind The Music

'Here for the Bitches' shirt worn by Steel Panther drummer Stix Zadinia

'Here for the Bitches' shirt worn by
Steel Panther drummer Stix Zadinia. 

Steel Panther vs. One Direction

My Verdict: Death To All But Metal

"I Don't Feel Tardy" Van Halen shirt worn by Michael Starr of Steel Panther

"I Don't Feel Tardy" shirt as worn by Michael Starr of Steel Panther in "Death To All But Metal" music video.

"I Don't Feel Tardy" is a lyrics from the Van Halen song "Hot For A Teacher" from the album 1984. Van Halen being the all time favorite band of Steel Panther lead singer Michael Starr who used to be the vocalist for the David Lee Roth-era Van Halen tribute band Atomic Punks from May 1994 to December 2008, where he was known as David Lee Ralph.

David Lee Roth & Eddie Van Halen

I love Steel Panther

Stix Zadinia, Michael Starr, Lexxi Foxx, and Satchel.

Steel Panther is more addictive than I don't know the fuck what??!!
But believe me, Steel Panther is addictive. A very good and healthy addiction for once.

Steel Panther epitomizes everything glam metal is, was, and will forever be. The look, the attitude, the lyrics, and the music. And damn, their music is so freakin' damn good! All their songs are good, catchy songs with melody and straight to the point lyrics that you can clearly understand. Their music videos are damn excellent!!

Heavy Metal Rules. Death to all but Metal.

If there is a definition for music, it's Heavy Metal. And if there is a definition for Heavy Metal, it's Steel Panther.

Music = Heavy Metal
Heavy Metal = Steel Panther

Steel Panther was originally formed in Los Angeles, California, United States as Metal Shop in 1997, changed their name a couple of time before finally settling to Steel Panther in 2008.

Metal Shop (1997–2003)
Danger Kitty (2001)
Metal Skool (2003–2008)
Steel Panther (2008-Present)

Steel Panther is the Ultimate Glam Metal Band straight outta 1980s, UNCENSORED.



Band Members

Vocals: Michael Starr / Michael Diamond / David Lee Ralph / Michael Saenz (Ralph Saenz) 1997-Present
Guitar: Satchel / Rikki Ratchet (Russ Parrish) 1997-Present
Bass: Lexxi Foxx / Ginger Roxx (Travis Haley) 1997-Present
Drums: Blackhead (Ray Luzier) 1997-2003
Stix Zadinia (Darren Leader) 2003-Present


Albums

Love Rocket (2001) single

Hole Patrol (2003)

Feel The Steel (2009)

Balls Out (2011)

British Invasion (2012) live

All You Can Eat (2014)

Live From Lexxi's Mom's Garage (2016) live

Lower The Bar (2017)

Heavy Metal Rules (2019)

Sources and related links:
https://www.steelpantherrocks.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steel_Panther
http://rar745.blogspot.com/2016/03/steel-panther-rock-parody-in-blue.html
https://aminoapps.com/c/metal/page/item/steel-panther/pXVC_pIR7DgzG6eV5LkeGw8VPZ5Vjq1
https://www.loudersound.com/features/rock-icons-david-lee-roth-michael-starr-van-halen-steel-panther
https://www.last.fm/music/Danger+Kitty/+wiki
https://steelpantherband.tumblr.com
https://www.metalblast.net/interviews/fuck-everybody-an-intimate-interview-with-michael-starr/
http://forum.stripovi.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=47499&whichpage=199